Desert Island

During today’s “Desert Island” task (Make survival rules) the funny answers included, “You must not shit on the beach,” “We mustn’t fornicate with each other,” and “The girls must cook for the boys.” I think my class is full of a few wannabe comedians

Dear Deidre

With advice such as “her husband should take Viagra”, “they should have sex in a car” and “she is probably a prostitute” I don’t think The Sun’s Deidre needs to worry about any competition from my students. Funny responses but at least the English was correct